750 Best Happy Birthday Wishes & Quotes You’ll Ever Need

I love birthdays, especially when it’s someone I really care about. There is just something so amazing about being able to bring extra joy and celebration to someone special and the simplest way to do that is by sending birthday wishes.

If you struggle to know what to say to your friends and family on their birthday, or simply want something original and a bit more modern to write on their card then we have you covered.

These happy birthday messages are guaranteed to put a smile on the faces of those you love the most, from your mom and dad to boss and friends. There is a special birthday message for everyone in your life.

Embrace the tradition of sending birthday wishes to your favorite people and kick start the birthday celebrations.

TIP – we have an incredibly vast collection of amazing birthday wishes for everyone but you can actually mix and match these birthday wishes.

Looking for a message for your daughter but can’t find the one you are looking for? Check out our granddaughter’s messages and adapt one to suit your needs. This works for all of our birthday messages!

You can also take a line from one birthday wish and combine it with a line from another to make a unique and meaningful birthday message for your loved one.

Your perfect birthday wish might not be under the section you are looking for so be sure to look around!

What is the best message for birthday?

Birthday messages simply aren’t one size fits all. So when it comes to writing the best message for a birthday you need options and inspiration. You can use our birthday wishes as they are or simply use them to give you some inspiration to create your own birthday message.

These messages are perfect if you want to send something simple, heartfelt, funny, or maybe even a little bit cheeky.  We have covered every type of birthday for every type of person so you will never be stuck for a birthday message!

What is a unique way to wish happy birthday?

Most birthday wishes are written on a birthday card but it’s not always easy to send a card. You can also wish a happy birthday via text, social media, or do something creative and different.

All of our birthday wishes can also be sent via text or social media but you can also digitally send one of our free happy birthday images! You can also print these too.

One of my favorite ways to wish a happy birthday to grandmas, grandpas, or mummy and daddy is to send happy birthday coloring printables that the children have colored. It means a lot more for them to receive a birthday wish that has taken time and love to create from the children, rather than a store-bought card.

Printable happy birthday coloring pages are also great for children to give to their friends too. Check out our range of free printable happy birthday coloring pages!

What is a good birthday wish?

A good birthday wish is something that encapsulates your relationship perfectly. Our birthday wishes are perfect for any kind of relationship whether that’s a romantic relationship, a crazy friendship, a professional relationship, or simply a special relationship. All of our messages give you the chance to send the perfect birthday message to those you care about.

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Short and Simple Happy Birthday Wishes

Sometimes less is more and that can be true when it comes to happy birthday messages. If you want a quick birthday message that still shows you care then we have over 30 options.

How do you say Happy birthday in simple words?

These are simple birthday wishes that show you care and are ideal for anyone! You are bound to find a perfect happy birthday message for your friends and family that is straight to the point!

1. Happy birthday!
2. Have a super birthday
3. Happy birthday to my favorite human
4. Hope you have the best birthday ever
5. Hip hip hooray!
6. Happy birthyay!
7. HBD.
8. Happy birthday, darling!
9. Make a wish!
10. Cheers to another year!
11. Congrats on being the oldest you’ve ever been
12. I hope you have a magical birthday
13. Have a fun filled birthday
14. Wishing you a heavenly birthday
15. Birthdays are for getting older one year at a time
16. Birthday wishes for a guy who fishes
17. Birthday wishes just for you.
18. Wishing you all that your heart desires and more. Happy birthday.
19. I’m thinking about you more than usual today. Happy birthday!
20. Happy birthday, honey.
21. Llama just say…Happy birthday!
22. Happy birthday. I hope all your wishes come true.
23. You make this world a more beautiful place
24. Happy “you” day
25. Happy birthday to the cutest ever
26. Wishing you a birthday filled with joy and happiness
27. Hope your birthday is out of this world!
28. Happy birthday you magical creature!
29. It’s birthday time!
30. Let the good times be-gin!
31. Woo! It’s your birthday!
32. Happy birthday to the most fabulous queen!
33. Have a sweet birthday
34. Guess who looks birthday fabulouuus?!

A simple birthday wish might be just what you need to kick start a fabulous day for someone special.

Belated Happy Birthday Wishes

Sometimes we forget to wish someone a happy birthday because let’s face it. Life is busy and we are only human. But just because you’ve forgotten it was someone’s birthday, doesn’t mean you shouldn’t wish them a happy birthday when you remember. Better late than never (unless it was six months ago)!

You might find that some friends or family might take offense or become upset if you forget their birthday so we’ve gathered some of our favorite belated birthday messages that can help you turn that frown upside down.

How do you wish someone a belated birthday?

There are different ways of wishing someone a belated birthday. You can be apologetic and sincere or you can be funny and make light of the situation.

You will know how best to approach the situation but let these belated birthday messages help you smooth things over if you’ve missed a birthday. I would also sweeten things up with some flowers or a thoughtful gift.

How long can you say belated birthday?

I’d recommend you say your belated birthday message as soon as you realize you’ve missed their birthday. This makes it much easier for you to wish them a happy birthday without feeling weird if too much time has passed.

Some people suggest up to three or four weeks to send a belated birthday wish but it can really depend on how important the birthday is such as a milestone birthday. Some birthdays are rare such as the bigger milestones (80,90,100) so even if you are late, they will still appreciate a message and a big bunch of flowers!

Try out these belated birthday messages for your loved ones.

35. I know you had lots of birthday wishes on your actual birthday but who’s thinking of you today? Me, that’s who! Belated happy birthday!
36. Damn. I missed your birthday.
37. I am slow but I didn’t forget! Belated happy birthday!
38. Happy birthday to a special friend, though a little late. I hope you enjoyed your day.
39. Happy birthday! I’m not late, I’m just extending the celebration!
40. Sorry, I missed your birthday. My calendar was still flipped to march!
41. I remembered that I forgot your birthday.
42. Belated happy birthday. I was saving the best for last.
43. The absolute cheek of the mailman to deliver this late!
44. I hope this arrived fashionably late!
45. Stop changing your birthday and making me look bad!
46. Oops! I missed your birthday!
47. I can’t believe I missed your birthday, because you’re too special to ever forget.
48. Happy belated birthday my love. May all your wishes come true!
49. Biden my time to wish you a happy birthday!
50. Sending you your traditional late birthday wishes
51. Better late than never!
52. Let’s just pretend this was on time
53. To me, every single day is just as special as your birthday. You are equally important to me every day in a year. Happy birthday.
54. Always late but worth the wait!
55. Late birthday wishes are better than a late period!
56. I forgot. Sorry!
57. This is the first time I missed your birthday but I can promise you this is also the last time. Happy birthday and I send you many happy wishes.

Remember, if it’s not possible to send a card then you can also send a simple text or WhatsApp message. Even a social media message will do the trick! Just let your loved ones know you care and you’re sorry your birthday wishes are late.

Happy Birthday Wishes For Your Boss And Colleagues

Birthdays don’t stop when you get to work, even your boss or colleagues will have a birthday that falls on a workday! Some businesses like to keep birthdays quiet and leave personal life at the door, others enjoy celebrating their birthday at work.

Whether you want to send a low-key birthday wish or make a party out of it, we have some great ideas for you.

How do you say happy birthday to your boss?

A birthday can be a great way to let your boss know how much they mean to you. You can use this as an opportunity to tell them how supportive they’ve been or how much they inspire you.

When it comes to wishing your boss a happy birthday, you can keep it simple and formal or fun and friendly. It all depends on the professional and personal relationship you keep.

What do you write in a birthday card for a colleague?

We have a great choice of happy birthday messages for you to choose from when it comes to a colleague’s birthday. These messages are a great way to help your colleague feel appreciated and valued on their birthdays and range from fun formal to more intimate.

I’ve found from experience that beforehand, the office will each chip in some money to purchase a group card and gift. This is a great idea if you’re not close to the colleague but can leave a meaningful message with everyone else rather than being singled out.

58. Happy birthday to our amazing boss from your amazing team
59. Chance made us colleagues, choice made us friends
60. Happy birthday! I hope you see lots of success in the year to come.
61. Happy birthday! I hope you get the chance to rest a bit and enjoy the day.
62. Happy birthday to my favorite coworker! (and not just because I dislike everybody else)
63. Happy birthday to the queen of remote working!
64. Happy birthday work bae
65. If employees were flowers, I’d pick you!
66. A party without alcohol is just a meeting!
67. Happy birthday lovely colleague! I’d say co-worker but that implies you actually do some work.
68. Happy birthday to the world’s okayest boss!
69. Happy birthday to my amazing work wife
70. Happy birthday boss lady

How do you celebrate someone’s birthday at work?

If you are close to the colleague and consider yourself friends, you can bring them a card and gift into the office or take them out for lunch during the lunch break. For other colleagues, discuss with your co-workers about chipping it for a card and gift and also a birthday cake for lunchtime.

Before I was married to my husband we were actually coworkers and friends. For his birthday I went to work early and put birthday banners up around his desk space along with a card and gift on his desk. I also placed party hats on everyone else’s desk so they could acknowledge his birthday in a simple and fun way. I did this out of my own pocket because I considered him a friend and he was really touched by it (and a little embarrassed).

Milestone Happy Birthday Wishes

What is a milestone birthday?

A milestone birthday is a birthday that deserves a little more attention than a simple birthday wish. It is the perfect excuse for friends and family to come together to celebrate and tends to be a bigger celebration.

Milestone birthdays start at the 1st birthday and generally include 16, 18, 21, and then every decade after. An easy way to remember a milestone birthday is after 21, if it ends in a zero, it’s a milestone.

As adults get older, they tend to stop celebrating each individual birthday but focus on a milestone birthday to have a large celebration.

We covered all of the milestone birthdays and we have even included 13 as a milestone because for many kids, turning 13 is a pretty big deal!

1st birthday wishes

First birthdays are such a special occasion because they celebrate the first year of a little one’s life. Throughout the first year of a baby’s life, they develop, learn and grow so much and it is such a big stage for both baby and parents.

If you’re ready to celebrate a baby’s first birthday and you’re looking for the perfect and sweetest message, then take a look at these.

What do you write in a 1st birthday card?

Babies can’t read but parents can so opt for a card that is cute, fun, and sweet. We have a selection of short and sweet birthday messages that will make that first birthday a little bit more special.

71. Happy birthday bambino
72. Smash that cake, little ONE
73. Enjoy your special day. You deserve a lifetime of happiness.
74. Your first year has flown by so quickly. Please try not to grow up too fast!
75. Hope you get spoiled on your first birthday!
76. My darling, when you grow up I want you to know that your sweetness filled our hearts and your babbling was the sweetest song we heard. Happy first birthday dear.
77. Happy first birthday to my entire world.
78. Wishing you a ONEderful birthday!
79. Happy first birthday to a very special little boy / girl
80. Happy first ever birthday!
81. Wow! You are 1 today!
82. Happy first birthday to very special twins!
83. Twinkle, twinkle, birthday star. Do you know how loved to are?
84. Happy first birthday, to my true unconditional love. Have a beautiful day, sweet one.
85. One year old and already a little legend!
86. You are so little and already make us so proud. Happy first birthday, little one!
87. Happy birthday, wild ONE.
88. 1 year of raising a super cool little human
89. Wishing a lifetime of happiness to you. You are the purest, sweetest little joy. Happy first birthday!
90. Hip, Hip, Hooray! You are one today!
91. It was your first trip around the sun, and I sure hope that it was fun. Happy birthday, to a special little one.
92. Happy birthday to the cutest one year old ever!
93. One whole year of being the cutest baby in town!

What do you do for a 1st birthday?

Although a first birthday is considered a milestone, you don’t need to celebrate with a big party. Many parents don’t quite know what to do for the first birthday but there are options.

A common way of celebrating the first birthday is simply by spending time together and enjoying each other. My family is scattered around the country so for my daughter’s first birthday we decorated the house, wrapped her presents, and surprised her when she woke up. We also shared cake together and a nice tea. 

Although a first birthday is a celebration for your baby’s birthday, it’s also a celebration for the parents too. You have achieved and grown so much throughout this first year and you deserve a standing ovation.

Another way of celebrating the first birthday is to organize a party! You can gather all of your family around, decorate for your baby and have a party including photo ops, smash cake, and fun activities.

A party is great if you also have younger relatives that can play with your baby and get involved. Just make sure the event isn’t too overwhelming for your little one. At the end of the day, they don’t need a party, they just need you.

13th Birthday wishes

Is turning 13 a milestone?

Turning 13 isn’t considered a milestone birthday but to a child, turning thirteen is a pretty big deal! When a child turns thirteen they officially become a teenager which can mean a lot of changes for them including more responsibility, freedom, and personal changes and growth.

Many families like to celebrate the thirteenth birthday as a milestone, including a big party and maybe more expensive gifts that require additional responsibility such as a cell phone or even a pet. 

How do you wish someone a 13th birthday?

Becoming a teenager is such an exciting time and is the start of a fun adventure. If you’re looking for a birthday message for a teenager that is meaningful, funny, or relatable then we have some amazing ideas!

94. You’re just a TEENAGE dirtbag, baby.
95. OMG, You’re 13! Have a fantastic day!
96. Lucky thirteen looks good on you! Happy 13th birthday!
97. Happy birthday! You’re officially a teenager!
98. Shine like the birthday star you are!
99. Since you only get to turn 13 once in your lifetime, I hope today is one of the happiest days of your life. Happy 13th.
100. You are the nicest human in the world ever and I love you a lot. #justsayin’
101. I bought you a present but the dog ate it.
102. My advice to you as you enter your 13th year: You are special and important just the way you are. Grow into yourself but don’t let the world change you. Happy birthday.
103. QUEENager!
104. The biggest gift that God gave me apart from life is you. Thank you for bringing all the happiness that exists in this world into my heart.
105. Live young, wild, and free. I wish you happiness!

Sweet 16 birthday wishes

Why is 16 an important birthday?

In America, the sixteenth birthday for a girl is also known as a sweet 16 and resembles the coming of age. At the age of sixteen, a girl takes the first step into womanhood and takes on many responsibilities such as driving and getting a job.

Obviously, celebrating the 16th birthday isn’t just for the ladies so don’t forget about your sons when it comes to making a sixteenth a special event!

What do you say for a 16th birthday?

A sixteen-year-old is not legally an adult but is old enough to toe the line when it comes to humor. If your sixteen-year-old has a fun sense of humor then these fun and cool birthday wishes will definitely go down well with them!

106. 16 years of awesome
107. Sweet 16. Well, you used to be sweet.
108. Have an epic 16th birthday!
109. 16 today! Have fun, don’t get pregnant.
110. 16 years ago a legend was born…it wasn’t you though.
111. I regret to inform you that your childhood has now expired
112. Holy crap! You’re 16!
113. Sixteen and super!
114. 16 and increasing in epic-ness!
115. 16! Jail is now an option!
116. I hope you have the sweetest sixteenth.
117. You’re 16! The roads are no longer safe!

Eighteenth birthday wishes

Why is 18th birthday special?

Turning 18 is such a special occasion especially for those in the UK or Australia. Turning 18 in these countries represents the coming of legal age and the official end of childhood. 

At the age of eighteen, celebrants are now classed as legal adults and can get involved in many activities such as:

• Voting
• Legally drinking alcohol
• Signing contracts
• Purchasing or renting your own home
• Buying cigarettes
• Getting married
• More work opportunities

What do you write in an 18th birthday card?

Take a look at our fun birthday messages perfect for an eighteenth birthday! These birthday messages are pretty fun and relatable!

118. 18 and amazing! Happy birthday
119. 18 and you can now make decisions for yourself. You probably shouldn’t though.
120. You are now a human adult! Happy birthday!
121. 18 years of awesome!
122. No idea how you turned out so good but I’m going to take full credit!
123. Happy 18th! May your birthday be filled with cocktails
124. 18! I. Can’t. Even.
125. Turned eighteen in quarantine!
126. Congratulations on having orbited the sun 18 times.
127. 18! You can now legally do everything you’ve been doing since you were 15.
128. Happy 18th! Becoming an adult is the silliest thing you’ll ever do!
129. 18 today! Get your party shoes on!
130. The one where you turn e.i.g.h.t.e.e.n
131. You’re 18! Welcome to the real world. It sucks. You’re gonna love it.
132. Let the adulting begin! Happy 18th birthday!
133. Happy 18th! May your Louboutons be sky high and your selfies perfect!

Twenty-first Birthday Wishes

21st birthdays are such a great birthday to celebrate and are just as special as an eighteenth. In the USA, twenty-one-year-olds are legally permitted to buy alcohol, buy cigarettes and enter nightclubs.

In the UK, 21-year-olds were traditionally given the key to the house which is why nowadays it is customary to give a “key” as a gift on a 21st birthday.

What do you write in a 21st birthday card?

Have a 21st birthday coming up? We have some amazing birthday messages for you to try out that are fun, cute, and perfect for a 21st birthday.

134. Twenty- flippin – one! How’d that happen!?
135. Happy 21st birthday! The bank of dad has officially closed!
136. You’re 21. You should probably find your own place.
137. 21 and gorgeous on the inside and outside!
138. You’re 21! Welcome to the real world. It sucks. You’re gonna love it.
139. 21! People say these are the best years of your life but in reality you will spend your days in pyjamas, watching netflix and eating leftover pizza.
140. You’re 21! RIP fake ID!
141. 21! You can now legally do everything you’ve been doing since you were 15.
142. 21 and legal AF
143. Happy 21st! Shall we stay up late and get a bit trashy?
144. Happy birthday! Ready to paaarrtaayyy!

Thirtieth Birthday Wishes

Why is 30th birthday special?

A thirtieth birthday is one of those birthdays that can cause a range of different reactions and emotions. For many, thirty is the final transition into adulthood and the age where you finally reach maturity and this can cause sad feelings. Thirty isn’t old but it is an age where people start to realize that they aren’t getting any younger.

I actually turn 30 next year, and I don’t know how to feel about it. It’s not that I dread turning thirty, it just feels like my 20’s disappeared right before my eyes. I think the best thing to do when turning thirty is to embrace it. Take on your thirties with a different perspective and aim to achieve great things. You never know, your thirties might be your best decade yet!

What do you write on a 30th birthday card?

Because turning thirty can be a tender time for some people, we have some meaningful birthday messages to use that can ease the blow. Alternatively, you can go head-on with some hard humor to celebrate their 30th! It all depends on the recipient and the kind of person they are.

145. 30 years of being a legend!
146. Your twenties have expired
147. Flirty at thirty! Happy birthday!
148. Happy 30th birthday to a true friend and truly nice person.
149. You’re 30? If that’s not the cause for alcohol, I don’t know what is!
150. Bad news. You’re 30. Good news. I’m not.
151. Your twenties were so yesterday.
152. Talk thirty to me!
153. Turning 30 doesn’t mean you can’t still party. It just means you’ve gotten really good at it! Happy Birthday!
154. Thirty, flirty and thriving
155. Age is just a number, but 30 is a great one! Enjoy your day, and Happy Birthday!
156. Thirty. Like twenty but requiring more sleep.
157. You just keep getting better and better with each passing year. Happy 30th Birthday, baby!
158. Remember when you were 10 and you were so excited? You can be three times that excited today! Happy 30th birthday!
159. Happy Birthday to the sexiest 30-year-old I know!
160. 21 plus 9 years experience
161. Your 30s are the perfect time to remove anything from your life that doesn’t make you happy. It’s your time. Happy 30th!
162. Happy 30th Birthday! Nothing has to change this year unless you want it to! Have a wonderful day!

Fortieth Birthday Wishes

Why do they say life begins at 40?

“Life begins at 40” is a phrase coined in the 1930s and means that when you reach your forties life gets better. This could be because of the skillset you now have, the foundation and structure you have built for yourself over the last forty years, or because you become more aware of who you are.

What do you say to someone on their 40th birthday?

A 40th birthday is a great birthday to celebrate and can be so much fun. We have a great collection of 40th birthday wishes from sweet and meaningful to fun and naughty!

163. Let’s drink red, red wine because UB40
164. Do you know what rhymes with forty? Tequila.
165. Let’s get naughty at forty!
166. Welcome to your forties. Where a night of heavy drinking requires more recovery time than minor surgery.
167. You look good for 40. Scratch that, you look good, period. Happy Birthday!
168. Maybe you’re not 40. Maybe math is wrong.
169. Happy birthday, You’re officially a cougar!
170. You still look 21! (From really really really far away)
171. So you’re 40? Well, at least there’s cake.
172. 40. Like 30 but with big pants.
173. Cheers to 40 years!
174. Happy 40th! Are we celebrating or keeping it quiet?
175. Welcome to your fabulous forties!
176. You’re 40 years old? You’re 4 perfect 10s! Happy birthday.
177. Now you’re as sexy as two 20-year-olds. Happy 40th Birthday!
178. Well done on being epic for 40 years!

Fiftieth Birthday Wishes

What do you write in a 50th birthday card?

A 50th birthday is a perfect time to send positive thoughts and happy blessings for the future. This amazing milestone birthday is one that deserves tons of compliments, lots of celebrations, and the odd joke! So get ready to kick off the celebrations with our 50th birthday wishes!

179. Happy 50th! I’m pretty sure you’re going to be one of those seniors that bite people.
180. OMG! You’re half 100!
181. Happy 50th! Drink champagne and dance on the table!
182. W.T.F Who’s turning fifty?
183. 50 is just 5 perfect 10s.
184. Fifty is the ultimate F Word.
185. Fab at 50!
186. 50 cheers to 50 years. Let the party begin!
187. 50! So many candles, so little cake!
188. Happy 50th Birthday to a lady who is forever young.
189. If you’re the new face of 50, then it’s going to be a BEAUTIFUL year!
190. Happy half century!
191. Happy Birthday. Your big birthday is finally here and it marks the beginning of yet another excellent and great year.
192. Making the world a better place for 50 years!
193. 50 looks good on you!
194. Whoever says 50 is the new 30, let’s hang out with them!
195. Happy 50th! I see no good reason to act your age!
196. You’re not old, you’re ripe! Happy 50th birthday!
197. They say that guys get better looking with age… and in your case, it’s true! Happy 50th!
198. Happy 50th to someone who is 100% awesome.
199. You look great for any age— and incredible for 50!

Sixtieth Birthday Wishes

Why is the 60th birthday so special?

Turning 60 is a milestone and in many cultures, it is a very important milestone. Take China for example. It is believed in China that if you reach the lovely age of 60 you have actually completed a full life cycle so going forward is the start of a new life.

It is a lovely thought and is particularly nice if you are looking to retire sometime soon. Sixty is a special birthday to celebrate so make the most of it and make it the best yet!

What do you write on a 60th birthday card?

It’s time to celebrate the super 60s with a fun, meaningful birthday wish to congratulate your loved one on getting over the hill (rather than under it)!

200. 60. Too old for a midlife crisis, too young for velcro shoes.
201. Still suave at sixty!
202. 60! At your age Colonel Sanders had yet to open his first KFC, Laura Ingalls Wilder had not yet written Little House on The Prairie, and JRR Tolkien was still to publish Lord of The Rings! Looks like life begins at 60!
203. It’s your 60th! Hip, Hip, Replacement!
204. 60! Like fifty but with significantly worn bits.
205. 60 years today and aged to perfection
206. Happy 60th birthday! Never trust a fart.
207. Sexy at sixty!
208. You’re 60? That’s only 16 in Celsius. Happy birthday!
209. 60 years old! But if anyone asks, we’ll say 45, ok?
210. 60 years of being loved!
211. Wishing you a sensational 60th birthday, as sensational as you are!
212. Sixty. Older. Wiser. Balder.
213. May your 60th birthday be as cool and wonderful as you are. Happy birthday.
214. Happy 60th birthday! 60 years ago, you were a baby. At 60, you’re simply babylicious.
215. Happy 60th birthday! You are special and so very loved. May your day be beautiful and filled with laughter.

What is the traditional gift for a 60th birthday?

60 is an important milestone and so has its own traditional gift. Just like a 60th wedding anniversary, the gift for reaching the 60th birthday is the Diamond. 

For some people, purchasing diamonds for someone’s birthday is a big ask, and some people might not even want diamonds! If this is the case, you can opt for something that represents a diamond or simply get them a gift they will truly love. If your mom would prefer a breadmaker over a diamond bracelet, get her the breadmaker!

We all know you’re the only diamond she needs anyway, right!?

Seventieth Birthday Wishes

70 is a tricky milestone to celebrate because it can be considered an achievement to reach seventy but may also be the last milestone that many people celebrate. It’s a sad thought, to say the least.

But no need to fear. A birthday is a perfect time to share love, respect, wisdom, and happiness with the ones you love and a seventieth birthday is the best time to do this.

What do you write in a 70th birthday card?

Choose a birthday wish that shows your love, humor, and respect for the celebrant. For some people, a meaningful birthday wish might suit them better, whereas others prefer a good laugh. We have a selection so you can find the perfect one.

216. 70 and sensational
217. On your 70th birthday, may you look back on all of your beautiful years and feel the love from all the lives you’ve touched. I’m so grateful for your friendship.
218. Splendid at seventy
219. 70. Where you can live without nookie but not your glasses.
220. Seventy. You don’t look a day over fabulous.
221. Turning 70 is just like turning 21…in Celsius!
222. Happy 70th birthday to a wonderful person! I’m so blessed to call you my friend. May your day be filled with joy
223. 70 years old. Your birthday cake is officially a fire hazard!
224. 70 and you look so fine!
225. Today’s the big day! Today on your 70th birthday, may you find yourself surrounded by all of the love you give every day.
226. Happy birthday! When you turn 70, everything needs to be larger than life. That’s why there’s large print. 
227. Seventy sensational years young
228. Seventy years of sharing space with you on this planet isn’t enough for me. Keep celebrating those birthdays because having you in my life is something I treasure.
229. Happy 70th birthday. Thank you for filling every moment with laughter and fun.
230. Seventy and aged to perfection
231. 70! Happy big birthday!
232. You know you’re old when all of your friends smell like pee. Happy 70th!
233. Don’t worry if your youth seems to be escaping you at age 70, you can’t expect to catch all the grandkids!

Eightieth Birthday Wishes

Reaching eighty is such an amazing achievement and incredible experience. This beautiful milestone deserves much love, laughter, and very special wishes.

What do you write in an 80th birthday card?

When it comes to an eightieth birthday message, a simple “happy birthday” should be a last resort. Put some thought, love, humor, and care into your birthday wish and give them a birthday message that will make them feel positive and special.

234. Happy 80th to a golden oldie!
235. 80 years loved!
236. May you have a happy and healthy 80th birthday!  May you enjoy many, many more beautiful days ahead of you.
237. With love on your eightieth birthday
238. Eighty? Never! I don’t believe it!
239. 80 and incredible!
240. On your 80th birthday, remember:  you’re only as old as you feel. So don’t go around feeling old people.
241. You’re 80 and getting hotter every year
242. I hope your 80th birthday is full of sunshine and rainbows, love and laughter.  You deserve the best day ever!
243. God must have sent you into my life so that I would always have love in my heart.  I wish you the most amazing 80th birthday ever.
244. Happy birthday for the 80th time!
245. You’re not old, you’re retro! Happy 80th!
246. I hope your 80th birthday is filled with love from family and friends, unforgettable moments, never-ending joy, and happy, happy memories.

Ninetieth Birthday Wishes

Is 90th birthday special?

Wow, are you celebrating someone’s 90th birthday this year? That’s a phenomenal achievement for the celebrant! Only a few are so lucky to celebrate the 90th birthday and it is such a special milestone to reach. 

Whatever you decide to do for the 90th birthday, make sure it’s a good one.

What do you write in a 90th birthday wish?

If you’re looking for something special or fun to write on a 90th birthday card then we have some great options. You can choose something meaningful, something funny, or something simple but sincere.

247. Have a blessed 90th birthday!
248. 90?? Don’t panic – you’ve still got it! The hard part is remembering where it is.
249. 90 and wonderful!
250. Take every birthday with a grain of salt. Of course, this works best if the salt is accompanied by a margarita.
251. On your 90th birthday, may you only know the joy, peace and health that comes with a life well lived.
252. So blessed to have loved you for so long. Happy 90th birthday!
253. Do you remember when your cereal used to go “snap, crack and pop” and not your body? Happy 90th!
254. May your hearing aids work and your dentures stay put on your 90th birthday!
255. The world became a little brighter 90 years ago on the day you were born, and your light has burned brighter with each passing year. Happy Birthday!
256. 90 years old! You must be sick of birthday cake now!
257. You seem to be more carefree in spirit and younger at heart with every passing year. Happy 90th birthday!
258. Wishing you a happy 90th birthday. You have always made me understand the true meaning of life during your whole life.
259. Happy Birthday to an amazing 90 year old who has known the wonderment of a changing world.
260. The world has loved you for 90 years!
261. Happy 90th you spring chicken!

One Hundredth Birthday

Ten decades on this earth – what an achievement. Could you imagine how much the world has changed for a centenarian? What an incredible achievement to reach 100 years!

What do you write to a 100 year old?

Not many people reach the major milestone of 100 and so they deserve the best, biggest celebrations and birthday wishes of all!

262. 100 whole years of being amazing
263. The world is so blessed to have had you for 100 years!
264. Happy 100th birthday! This is an incredible milestone, but not nearly as incredible as you are. 
265. May every minute of your 100th birthday be filled with the immense joy you’ve shared with your loved ones for 100 years. Happy birthday!
266. Congratulations on your 100th birthday!
267. One hundred and magical!
268. Congratulations on this amazing milestone. May this day be filled with sunshine and smiles, laughter, and love. Have a very Happy 100th Birthday.
269. You’re 100 and still cute
270. 100 years loved
271. You deserve 100 birthday wishes and 100 birthday blessings! Happy 100th birthday!
272. 100 warm hugs, kisses, and wishes are heading your way!
273. Happy 100th birthday. If we get better with age then you are perfect
274. You have been so generous for the past hundred years now it is our turn to give back to you.
275. Wishing you love, warmth and health on your 100th birthday. May you be surrounded by loved ones and appreciated for all that you are, as a person like you only comes around once every 100 years.
276. Congratulations on this amazing milestone. May this day be filled with sunshine and smiles, laughter and love

How do you celebrate someone’s 100th birthday?

As reaching 100 is such an incredible achievement, the best way to celebrate would be to gather the celebrant’s family and friends and spend some special time together. Someone who has lived 100 years has seen so much but all they really want now is those that mean the most to them.

Here are some lovely ideas on how to celebrate 100 years of age!

• A grand gesture such as 100 flowers, 100 cupcakes, or 100 balloons!
• A timeline of photos and memories from the celebrants life and display them
• Let every guest recall their favorite memory of the celebrant
• Play video birthday wishes from the people who couldn’t be there
• Go back in time and play music from their favorite decade

One of the greatest perks of reaching 100 is receiving a letter from the queen, president, or prime minister of your country. You can do this on behalf of the celebrant.

UK

If you are a British national you will automatically receive a letter from the Queen as you turn 100. This will be sent using your details on the state pension or benefit record, however, if you do not use such records you can easily apply for a birthday message from the Queen.

USA

American nationals can receive greetings from the currently serving president of the United States of America. Nationals can request greetings for birthdays of 80 years + (70 for Veterans) and also for the birth of babies! Learn how to request a greeting from POTUS but give yourself plenty of time!

AUS

Australians can receive special greetings from up to three important officials – the Prime Minister, Governer-General, or The Queen. You need to request these greetings as they aren’t sent out automatically but it is so simple to request a birthday greeting from the Prime minister.

CANADA

If you are a Canadian citizen you can request a special message from the Prime Minister from as young as 85! Just be sure to apply well in advance!

Christian Birthday Wishes

Share beautiful Christian wishes with your loved ones this year on their birthday. Spreading the word of God and all of his love on a birthday is the best message any Christian celebrant could want!

What is a good Christian birthday wish?

We have a great selection of Christian birthday wishes that bring love and joy to your celebrant and show them how thankful we are that the Lord brought them into our lives.

277. I thank Jesus for bringing you into this glorious world!
278. On this special day we celebrate how blessed the world became when God gave us you.
279. On your birthday take time to celebrate the gift of life that God has given you
280. Hope your birthday is one of blessing, joy, peace, and love that satisfies the soul.
281. You are truly a gift from God to us. May you enjoy every moment of this special day! Happy birthday.
282. May the love of God fill your life and warm your heart on your birthday
283. Hope that God fills your birthday with beautiful peaceful moments. Wishing you a very Happy Birthday.
284. God’s love comes in all kinds of packages, big, small, and you sized.
285. Happy birthday. Thank you for bringing all the warmth in our life and making it more beautiful than ever. Have the happiest and most blessed day.
286. Happy birthday and blessings to you! May the love of Christ be always with you.
287. Happy birthday. I pray to the Almighty to give you passion, love, and every bit of joy. May God fill your life with blessings and compassion.
288. If you were born 2000 years ago, Jesus would have chosen you as one of his 12 disciples.
289. Happy Birthday! May God continue to keep you in his care.
290. May the Holy Spirit send you the gifts of wisdom, maturity, and understanding this year. Have a Happy and Holy Birthday.
291. May the love of Christ keep you going each day. Never forget that His love endures forever. Happy birthday!
292. I am really thankful to God for having you in my life and may He keep showering you with all of his blessings. Happy birthday, once again. Love you.
293. Happy Birthday. May God bless you and guide you throughout your life.
294. May God, our Lord, bless this day and allow you to enjoy it with laughter and joy. Happy Birthday!
295. Your soul is precious to me and I wish you every blessing on your birthday
296. Today, I raise all my prayers to God, our Lord, so that I may bless you and allow you to have a happy birthday. Congratulations!

Lockdown / Covid Birthday Wishes

If you are celebrating a quarantine, socially distanced, covid birthday this year then we have some ideas for fun messages to shine some light on the situation.

297. This birthday wish isn’t late, it’s just socially distanced from your birthday!
298. Have a pand-epic birthday!
299. It’s pretty crazy to think that we used to eat cake after someone had blown on it. Good times.
300. Imagine how amazing your birthday could have been if the world hadn’t gone to crap
301. I’d say happy birthday but I don’t know wtf day it is!
302. Another year older, another year Pfizer.
303. I.O.U a proper birthday when this is all over
304. Lockdown birthday. 1/10. Total crap. Would not recommend.
305. Happy birthday…from a safe distance.
306. I’m sad that I can’t celebrate with you but…Happy birthday!

Long Distance Birthday Wishes

It isn’t always possible for us to be with the ones we love on their birthday. That could simply be because we have other commitments that can’t be rescheduled or because we have to love them from a distance.

If you have a long-distance relationship with a friend or family member then you can still send beautiful and meaningful birthday wishes from afar!

How do you wish happy birthday in long distance?

Long-distance birthday wishes are best if they are sincere and heartfelt. It might be bittersweet for someone celebrating their birthday without their favorite person with them so send them a special birthday wish to show how much you care.

307. Sending you a long distance hug on your birthday
308. I love you each and every day, even though you’re far away.
309. Happy birthday! You’re my favorite person to text 47 times per day!
310. Happy birthday, I can’t wait to squeeze you again!
311. Cheers to you on your birthday! I’ll be raising a glass in your honor. Maybe even three or four…
312. Happy birthday. I hope you know that the long distance between us doesn’t make you any less special in my heart.
313. My love for you stretches even further than the many miles between us!
314. I wanted to send you something amazing but the mailman told me to get out of the mailbox.
315. I put some extra hugs and kisses in this card. You might not see them, but they’re there!
316. You are close to my heart, now and always. Lots of love to you on your special day!
317. Even though we’re miles apart, we always connect by the heart
318. To make up for the distance I’m sending your birthday wishes with extra kisses.
319. Distance means so little when someone means so much. Happy birthday!
320. This physical distance can’t keep us apart, because to me, you’re right here always dear in my heart.
321. Even though I can’t share your special day with you in person this year, bestie, I’m sending you my best wishes from a distance.
322. Sending from afar, the loveliest of birthday wishes to the loveliest person today!
323. We may not see each other very often, but trust me. You’re still my favorite.
324. Whether together or miles apart, you will always be close to my heart because you are my world. Happy birthday.

How do you celebrate a long distance birthday?

Even though you can’t be there in person, you can still celebrate with your loved one from a distance. 

Consider having a virtual celebration using an app such as zoom, WhatsApp, or even facetime. You can dedicate time to have an hour together, sharing laughs, toasting, and maybe having a little cake on either end. If you have family, then get them involved too if it’s suitable!

It doesn’t beat being there in person, but the extra effort will be really appreciated and it will make their day.

Sister Birthday Wishes

There is something so special about a sister bond. Sisters can be the sweetest relatives to have and are loved by sibling brothers and sisters around the world.  If you’re lucky enough to have a sister you will want to send a beautiful birthday message that lets them know just how much they mean to you.

What can I say to my sister on her birthday?

Send a humorous, personal or sentimental message to your sister this year. The choice depends on how your sister feels around her birthday or her relationship with you. I tend to opt for something funny for my sister because we have a tongue-in-cheek relationship.

Whatever the relationship you have with your sister, we have you covered.

325. I think me being your sister is enough of a birthday gift! 
326. Sometimes you fight with sisters, but you always make up. Sisters are keepers. Happy Birthday.
327. Happy birthday little sister! You’re hardly annoying at all anymore.
328. You are the best sister anyone ever had. And I am lucky to have you. It’s a special day. Happy birthday sister!
329. Happy birthday to my closest compatible organ donor!
330. We may have been sisters by fate and luck, but there is no one else who I could love so much. Happy birthday.
331. Happy birthday to my much, much older sister
332. I’d walk through fire for you sister. Well not fire, that would be too dangerous. Maybe a super humid room? But not too humid. Because you know, my hair.
333. A sister is worth a thousand friends. Happy birthday.
334. If you got stung by a jellyfish I would pee on you. Happy birthday sis!
335. Happy birthday from your favorite sister!
336. You are undeniably the most important person in the family and undoubtedly my most favorite person. Happy birthday to my lovely sister!
337. Happy birthday to a super amazing sister!
338. Sisters are like fat thighs. They always stick together!
339. Happy birthday to my soul sister.
340. Sister, I hope your birthday is as fabulous as I am.
341. It feels good to see you getting more mature and beautiful every year. You are growing up like a princess. Happy birthday!
342. Every single advice you gave me, made me the person who I am today. You are beyond amazing. Happy birthday to you!
343. I’m proud to call you my sister. Hopefully that makes us for all the other things I’ve called you.

Brother Birthday Wishes

Brothers are the perfect companion and friend. You always know where you stand with your brother and you know he always has your back through thick and thin. An older brother is someone to look up to and someone who protects us, a younger brother is someone to teach and look out for.

Brothers are special and we learn so much from them.

How can I say happy birthday to my brother?

If you’re looking for a happy birthday message for your brother then we have the best. These birthday messages for brothers are perfect for both older and younger brothers, letting them know how much you care and love them. Choose the perfect funny or meaningful message for your brother’s birthday.

344. You’re a decent brother. 10/10 would recommend. 
345. Happy Birthday To My Little Brother. I Hope your special day is filled with love and happiness, and that this year is your best year yet!
346. Happy birthday to my closest compatible organ donor!
347. I’m sorry I got all the good genes! Happy birthday bro!
348. Always my brother, forever my friend.
349. Be thankful to me for tolerating you another year. Happy birthday, brother!
350. Happy birthday! Yoda best brother!
351. Brother, I hope your birthday is as fantastic as I am
352. World’s best brother! Happy birthday!
353. Your birthdays are special because you are special. Have fun in your own way on this one.
354. Happy birthday!! Thanks for always having my back.
355. Happy birthday from your superior sibling!
356. Happy birthday younger brother! Every memory with you is precious to me. You are always a reason for my happiness!
357. Happy Birthday. You were my first friend, and you’re still my best friend. I think of you every day, but especially today.
358. You are my role model. Thank you for always being by my side. Wishing you a happy birthday bro.
359. Brother. I think you’re an idiot but mom said I had to get you a card.
360. I couldn’t have asked for a better brother. Believe me, I tried.
361. My love for you cannot be described in words. Happy birthday to the most caring brother. I love you!
362. Happy birthday. You really are the best brother ever.

Mom Birthday Wishes

It’s mom’s birthday so that means it’s time to give back. Now it’s your turn to give your mom the most special day and thank her for all that she has done for you.

When we were little, our mothers made sure we had fun birthdays, lots of cake, music, and games. Now that we are older, we can treat our moms to the best birthday ever. Why not gather all of her favorite people, get her a beautiful cake, and make it a day to remember!

How do you say happy birthday to mom?

There are so many different ways to wish your mom a happy birthday and each of these messages is a perfect birthday wish from children of different age ranges. So whether you’re saying happy birthday from one adult to another, or happy birthday from baby to mommy, there is an option for everyone.

263. If moms were flowers, I’d pick you!
264. Happy birthday Mama
265. Happy birthday to my favorite poop picker upper
266. Mom in a million
267. You are such an important part of my life. I thank God every day that I’m your daughter. Happy Birthday, Mom.
268. Happy first birthday as my mummy
269. Happy Birthday, Mom! I hope you get everything you’ve been wishing for. You deserve it.
270. Happy birthday to the woman who gave us life and taught us what love means.
271. I feel bad for other people, I clearly got the best mom.
272. Happy birthday, mummy. My present is in my nappy.
273. You’re the best mom I’ve ever had.
274. Happy Birthday, to the woman who taught me that skinned knees heal, and tears can be washed away with a smile, kiss and a hug. I hope you have a beautiful day, Mom.
275. Good moms let us lick the beaters. Great moms turn them off first.
276. Happy birthday from your favorite financial burden.
277. Hugs and kisses to you, sweet Mommy. I love you so much. Happy birthday!
278. Happy birthday mom. I promise not to put you in a home this year.
279. Mom, I’m sorry about all the complaining, moaning, headaches and aggravation you’ve had to put up with over the years, but enough about dad.

Dad Birthday Wishes

Dads can be such an important figure in our lives. They can teach us about strength, hard work and give us guidance. Dads don’t get enough credit as moms but they are just as important and just as cool!

How can I say happy birthday to my dad?

When it comes to sending your dad a birthday message it’s important to pick the right words. Let your dad know just how important he is to you and how much you cherish him for all he has done for you. It’s a personal time for your dad, and this moment is just for him!

380. Happy birthday to the best daddy in the world
381. Happy birthday pops
382. Thank you for being the superman in my life. You always made me feel special with your love and care. Happy birthday dad!
383. Happy 1st birthday as my daddy
384. I hope your birthday isn’t as disappointing to you as my sibling is.
385. You have been there for me since the day I was born; I want you to be there for me till my last breath! I love you, daddy, thanks for always believing in me.
386. You’re the best dad in the whole wide world
387. Love you dada
388. Happy birthday, dad! You’ve always been there for me without fail and I hope you know that as the years go on, I will always be there for you too.
389. Thank you for staying by my side since day 1. May your life get showered with comfort and joy. I love you, daddy. 
390. You have taught me to never give up. You taught me how to deal with the world. Happy birthday papa.
391. Dad, no matter what life throws at you, at least you don’t have ugly children!
392. Dad, just a reminder that I’m a gift. Happy birthday!
393. You the man! The old man. But still the man.
394. Proud to call myself your son, I wish the best for you. Happy birthday dad.
395. You are my true hero! You have always inspired me and will always continue to do so. Thanks for being my friend rather than just being my dad! Happy birthday!
396. Dad, I can never repay you…like literally.
397. Dad, I think you’re pretty great. In return, please confirm I’m your favorite child by blinking once.
398. Happy birthday to the man who fought all the monsters under the bed and in the closet. Thank you for always making me feel safe!
399. Happy birthday to the man I respect and love more than any other.

Daughter Birthday Wishes

I love having a daughter. I knew she would be my love from the moment she was born and although she is four now, we consider each other best friends. 

Having a daughter is such a blessing and I will forever be grateful she is in my life. I tell her every day how wonderful she is and on every birthday I let her know through her birthday wishes, gifts, and experiences.

How can I wish happy birthday to my daughter?

Whenever I write a birthday wish to my daughter, it always fills the card. I let her know what she means to me, I speak about her qualities, her kindness, and how I wish she has a beautiful day. 

Consider using these birthday wishes as a starting point for writing your own special message to your daughter.

400. I love you more than all the stars in the sky and more than all the clothes on your floor.
401. Happy birthday fabulous firstborn
402. Daughter, I love you for the little girl you once were, the woman you are now, and the wonderful daughter you will always be.
403. Happy birthday to my darling daughter! You are unbelievably precious to me, and I hope you realize that you are my everything.
404. When I first held you in my arms, I knew in that moment that I would love you forever. You are such a beloved part of our family, and I hope your birthday is filled with happiness and love.
405. Happy birthday to a daughter who makes me proud every day.
406. Happy birthday to our wonderful daughter. We will always be by your side.
407. Happy birthday daughter. You are in my heart whether we are near or far apart.
408. Happy birthday to my sweet little princess! You fill my heart with so much love, and each day I tell myself how very blessed I am to have a daughter like you!
409. All daughters are made of gold, but mine glitters. Happy birthday.
410. Congratulations, you’re an adult at last. (So pack your bags, we’ve rented out your room.)
411. Of all the presents I have ever been given in my lifetime you were the most beautiful gift I have ever received. Your presence in my life has added nothing but value and joy to it.
412. Happy birthday daughter. The day you were born was the happiest day of my life. I love you.
413. You’re my favorite child. Happy birthday
414. Happy Birthday. Sending my love and special birthday wishes to my sweet daughter on her birthday! Hoping you have an exceptional day!

Son Birthday Wishes

I love having a son. Although he is challenging, he is funny, cute, affectionate, and warm. Boys are so different from girls, it’s true. But that doesn’t make them any less special.

It is such a blessing to have a child that you love so much and loves in return and I see that every day with my son. If you have a son you know what I’m talking about!

When it is your son’s birthday make sure it is all about him. Express your love, gratitude, and fondness and watch his smile light up the room.

What can I write to my son on his birthday?

My son is only two, so I don’t have much experience in writing his birthday cards yet. However, I know that it is important for him to hear how much he means to me, and how special and loved he is. That’s why we have some really gorgeous meaningful birthday wishes for a son to choose from.

I also know from having male relatives that boys can be pretty cheeky and humorous so I’ve included some fun birthday messages you can use!

415. Son, there is only one you. But that’s okay. One is all we can handle.
416. Happy birthday fabulous firstborn
417. Yoda best son. Love you we do!
418. Happy birthday to a son who makes us proud every day.
419. Happy birthday son. The day you were born was the happiest day of my life. I love you.
420. Happy Birthday to my wonderful son. No matter how big you get or how far you go, I’ll always be here, right beside you.
421. Son, thank you for looking up from your phone to read this. Happy birthday!
422. Amazing super star son, happy birthday!
423. Happy birthday, you are my son-shine.
424. Happy birthday to my beautiful son! May you have many joy-filled years ahead and I hope that only happiness blesses your cute little soul.
425. Happy birthday to my incredible son. You are the light in my life, who lifts me up everyday!
426. I can’t put into words just how proud I am to have a son like you. Happy birthday. 
427. It’s your special day, but it’s also a very special day for me too, as it marks another glorious year since your birth and another year that you have brought pure happiness to my life.
428. You’re my favorite child. Happy birthday
429. Happy birthday to the person who gives me a reason to smile every day!
430. One thing you can look forward to as you get older is that you’ll look as good and amazing as your parents. Happy birthday son!
431. Son, we raised you, paid for you and supported you. Now you’re an adult, it’s about time you returned the favour. Have a great birthday.
432. Happy birthday to my favourite son! A mother shouldn’t have a favourite but you’re so wonderful it’s difficult not to!

Husband Birthday Wishes

A husband is more than just a man we married. He is a best friend, a lover, a carer, and a soul mate. Sometimes we might take our husband for granted, or we might not tell him or show him how much he means to us as often as we should. Your husband’s birthday is the perfect time to gather up all of those missed opportunities and let him know you love him on his birthday and every day.

How can I wish my husband happy birthday?

Choose a birthday message that shows how much he means to you and those around him, be a little bit cheeky, and dare I say sexy? You know what your husband appreciates so keep it personal, cheesy, loving, or funny. Use these birthday wishes as a guide to writing your own birthday message. 

433. There’s no one I would rather annoy for the rest of my life!
434. On this day, I just want you to know that you brighten up my life every day and every moment. Happy birthday to the love of my life!
435. To the one I love, Happy birthday!
436. Thank God for giving me the most handsome, loving, and smart husband in this world. Happy birthday!
437. Happy Birthday You are my companion, comforter, and friend. I am so blessed to have and to hold you as my husband forever.
438. Happy birthday handsome
439. Happy Birthday. You’re my husband, my best friend, the light of my life, and the person who keeps my heart beating. Happy Birthday to you, the one person I can’t live without.
440. Remember when you used to hold your farts in? (I miss that)
441. Lucky for you I like older men
442. Older, wiser, and a whole lot finer
443. Happy birthday to my wonderful, funny, sexy, kind, big-hearted, hunk of a man husband.
444. Cheers to you babe.
445. Happy birthday to my favorite husband!
446. You are the man of my dreams. I do have some pretty messed up dreams though to be fair!
447. If I had my life to live all over again, I would find you sooner so I could love you longer. Happy birthday babe.
448. Happy birthday husbabe!
449. Happy birthday to the man I fell in love with years ago. I still love you more and more as each year passes by. Happy birthday!
450. Happy birthday to my husband. Thank you for who you are and all that you do. I love you so much!

Wife Birthday Wishes

Your wife is your rock, your soul mate, and your partner. It’s time to tell her how much she means to you and treat her extra special on her birthday. Gather together all of the positive emotions and feelings your wife makes you feel every day of the year and give them all back to her on her special day.

How can I wish happy birthday to my wife?

Birthdays are all about celebrating and making the day all about them. Convey your love and respect for your wife on her birthday and even throw a joke in there too!

451. Happy birthday to my wonderful wife
452. Happy birthday to my everything
453. Happy Birthday To My Wife. You dazzle me. I am so happy we get to share this crazy, beautiful life together. I love you.
454. Happy birthday to my amazing wife from your amazing husband
455. Happy Birthday. Some say the happiest day of their life was when they said “I do.” For me, every morning I get to wake up next to you is my happiest day. I love you.
456. Happy birthday. Only today will I admit that you are right about everything.
457. To my beautiful wife, I hope this year brings you as much joy and happiness that you have brought and continue to bring into my life. Happy birthday!
458. Happy birthday to my soulmate and the love of my life.
459. You don’t look a day over beautiful
460. I’ll do anything for your birthday, except figuring out where to eat
461. Happy birthday to my babe of a wife!
462. Happy birthday my dear wife. You are one of the best things that ever happened to me. I love you. Let’s be happy forever.
463. Happy birthday wifey
464. Sweetheart, you are the reason behind my true happiness. So, I wish you the happiest birthday ever.
465. My forever aim is to keep a smile on your face even during our most vulnerable days; I love you so much. Happy birthday wife!
466. Happy birthday to an incredible wife, amazing mother, my best friend.
467. Your cheeks get rosier when you blush and your smile lines get broader when I admire you. All this melts my heart. Happy Birthday Love.

Fiancé & Fiancée Birthday Wishes

Being engaged to the person you love is such an exciting stage to enjoy. You have chosen to make a commitment to each other and have all the excitement and joy of planning the rest of your life together. The birthday of your other half makes a great opportunity to really go out of your way for them and tell them what they mean to you.

What do I write in a birthday card for my fiance?

Send a birthday wish full of love, admiration, and humor to your fiance or fiancee. Use our birthday wishes as a guide to crafting your own birthday message or simply send them as they are. 

468. Happy birthday to my amazing (almost) husband
469. A very happy birthday to a wonderful man whose presence gives me instant happiness! May life always treat you as wonderful as you treat me.
470. Next birthday you will be my husband!
471. Happy birthday to my fiancé! I can’t wait to marry you!
472. Happy birthday. I agreed to marry you, that’s your gift!
473. Wonderful men like you come once in a lifetime. I’m so blessed to have you as my fiancé.
474. Happy birthday! I love you even more than you annoy me (and that’s a lot)
475. I love you even though you snore like a baby hippo! Happy birthday!
476. Happy birthday to the man who has promised to make my world go round for the rest of my life. Happy birthday.
477. Next birthday you’ll be my wife
478. Happy birthday gorgeous
479. To my wife to be on her birthday
480. Honey, I consider the day I met you as the best and luckiest day of my life. Happy birthday!
481. Happy birthday to my one and only, my darling.
482. Last birthday as my fiancée!
483. I am so lucky and blessed to be your fiancé. I promise to celebrate and love you forever.
484. Your birthday makes me feel thankful to your mother for giving birth to the woman of my dreams. Happy birthday to my fiancée.
485. Happy birthday to my favorite blanket thief!

Boyfriend Birthday Wishes

What can I write in my boyfriends Birthday card?

Whether you’re in an early relationship or you’re more long-term, writing the perfect message should always be your main focus for your boyfriend’s birthday card.

We have different messages for different stages of relationships and different ages. You can choose short and sweet, crazy romantic, lovey-dovey, or cheeky! Choose the message that represents your relationship best.

486. You are still the best decision I ever made
487. Happy birthday handsome
488. You have no idea how much happiness you brought into my life
489. For your birthday, I want to give you cuddles and soft kisses under the stars, but most of all I want you to know how happy I am to be your girl.
490. The day I met you was the happiest day of my life. You have been so wonderful to me, and I love you so much. I wish you the very best on your birthday. I love you.
491. Happy birthday you handsome specimen
492. Happy birthday. It turns out I like you more than I originally planned.
493. Your love, kindness, smile, gentleness, make you a perfect boyfriend. You are mine and always will be. Happy Birthday to my sweetheart.
494. Thanks for always feeding me and telling me I’m beautiful.
495. Happy birthday, big spoon!
496. You are the love of my life, and I look forward to enjoying every moment with you. Happy Birthday to you, my love. Sending hugs and kisses.
497. You’re the best. …and I’m the luckiest!
498. Happy Birthday to the one who fills my heart with love. I love you so much!
499. Happy birthday, my love, I’m wishing you all the most wonderful experiences on your day and every day!

Girlfriend Birthday Wishes

What can I write on my girlfriends birthday card?

Girls love sweet, romantic, and meaningful messages. Every girl wants to know she is loved by her other half and reassuring her on her birthday is the chance for you to go beyond a simple message of affection.

Use your girlfriend’s birthday to tell her that you love her for the first time, use it to propose, or simply use it to let her know she is your entire world.

500. Next birthday you’ll be my fiancée.
501. Happy birthday gorgeous
502. My heart cannot contain the love I feel for you and the joy I get from your smile. Happy Birthday, with all my love.
503. Happy birthday beautiful…will you marry me?
504. I hope your Birthday is as beautiful and full of love as you are.
505. Happy birthday little spoon!
506. Happy birthday to the most beautiful, gorgeous, and stunning woman in the world.
507. I hope that you have the happiest and most enjoyable birthday yet, my dear girlfriend. You and your happiness mean everything to me!
508. Happy birthday to my sunshine, my moon, and my stars!
509. Every day I find new reasons to fall more and more in love with you, my sweetheart!
510. Happy Birthday, my girl. I love you the most. Days will pass, but my love for you won’t change.
511. You’re not only my girlfriend but also my best friend. In you, I found everything I was looking for. Wishing you the best and a wonderful birthday!
512. Happy birthday, babe!
513. I will remain blind to your real age if you promise me the biggest piece of your birthday cake. Does it seem fair enough? Happy birthday!
514. Happy birthday to my most favorite human

Grandson Birthday Wishes

If you’re lucky enough to have a grandson then you have every right to spoil him! Grandsons are fun, cheeky, energetic, and loveable and they spread cheer wherever they go. It’s such a blessing being able to watch them grow from a little baby into their own character.

What should I write in my grandson’s birthday card?

For your grandson, consider writing something that relates to his age and the stage that he is at in life. Go for something cool and funny for a tween or teen, add words of wisdom for a young adult, and be meaningful with an adult.

What do you write in a birthday card for a 1 year old grandson?

If you have a grandson who is celebrating his first birthday then you can check out our range of birthday wishes for one-year-olds! I also think it is a lovely idea to write what your grandson means to you, make it long, loving and heartfelt.

Although the baby can’t read, his parents can and it would touch their hearts knowing how important your grandson is to you. It will also be nice for your grandson to reflect on when he is older too.

515. Grandson, you’re great. But your parents are questionable.
516. Happy birthday to the most funny, talented, handsome, intelligent grandson
517. Words can never say how proud I am of the wonderful young man you’re growing up to become. Happy birthday to my sweet grandson.
518. Have a super birthday my amazing grandson!
519. I’m so proud of the amazing person you are, and hope this year brings you everything you’ve been wishing for. The sky’s the limit for you, today and always! Happy birthday!
520. I might not see you every day. I might not talk to you every day. But I think of you and love you everyday. Happy birthday.
521. From the day you were born, I loved you, and I always will. Happy birthday to a very special grandson.
522. Happy Birthday Grandson! The times we spend together are the best times. Wishing you another year of fun, laughter & love.
523. Happy birthday to a wonderful grandson who makes me proud everyday.

Granddaughter Birthday Wishes

Granddaughters are the sweetest gift of all and are such a pleasure to have. Having a granddaughter brings so much more love into your life and is such a special bond you can treasure for life. Give your granddaughter a day to remember and treat her like the princess she is.

What do you say to your granddaughter on her birthday?

Granddaughters love being told how special they are. They love everything cute, lovely, and pretty – depending on their age! Keep your messages sweet for a little one, cool and funny for a teen, and meaningful for an adult.

524. Granddaughter, you’re one of a kind. Which is a relief. One is all we can deal with.
525. You are special, you are beautiful and you are loved all the time. Happy birthday sweetheart.
526. My girl, I am lucky to have a granddaughter so sweet and intelligent as you. I want you to have the best happy birthday and may all your dreams come true.
527. The day you were born, my life became a little bit brighter. You brought sunshine, warmth, and love into my life, and I will always be thankful that I have such a splendid granddaughter.
528. Happy Birthday. Granddaughter, I hope your birthday is filled with love and laughter.
529. Happy birthday to a granddaughter who makes us proud everyday
530. Granddaughter, wishing you a year full of rainbows, unicorns and all that magical stuff!
531. When I look back at all the fun times we have had together over the years it truly warms my heart and soul. Thank you for being a bold and beautiful granddaughter. I love you.
532. Caring. Bright. Sweet. Wonderful. Granddaughter, you are all these things and more.　Happy Birthday!
533. Granddaughter, I absolutely love you to pieces! You are an amazing person, and I am beyond fortunate to have you in my life. May your birthday be just as perfect as you are to me.
534. Happy birthday granddaughter. No matter where life takes you I will be by your side.

Grandma Birthday Wishes

I personally don’t have any grandparents alive but I always had great respect for them. If you are lucky enough to still have your grandparents as an adult then be sure to cherish them, especially on their birthday.

My beautiful children are lucky enough to have four grandmas! So it’s safe to say they are very spoiled and loved. A bond between grandparents and their grandchildren is so special, so be sure to help your children spoil their grandma on her birthday.

What do you say to your grandma on her birthday?

We have a beautiful selection of grandma birthday wishes that can be used by both adults and children. These messages are meaningful, sincere, funny, cute and you will be sure to find one that suits your relationship with your grandma.

535. Happy birthday from your favorite grandchild! (sh – our secret!)
536. Happy birthday to the loveliest nanny in the world.
537. Thanks, grandma, for giving me sweet childhood memories that I will cherish all my life. Happy birthday.
538. Happy birthday, grandma. It’s better to be over the hill than buried under it.
539. Nana, you’re the best of the bunch.
540. The kindness and love that you show to me always takes my breath away. I will forever treasure you, grandma.
541. Happy Birthday to my grandma! You are the sweetest, kindest woman that I know!
542. Happy birthday, grandma. Enjoy this day, knowing that you are loved by me!
543. Happy birthday to simply the best nanny!
544. You put the grand in grandma! Happy birthday!
545. You are my sunshine after the storm and rain, grandma, and I love you so much.
546. When I look at you, grandma, all I see is a beautiful, loving, caring woman, who has lived her life to the fullest. Have a magical birthday, grandma, knowing that you’re cherished.
547. Happy birthday to my grandma. The woman, the myth, the bad influence!
548. Happy birthday, granny! You mean the world to us!
549. Happy birthday to my glam nan.
550. Happy birthday GLAM-MA
551. Grandma, you look too young to have this many candles on your cake!
552. Happy birthday to the sweetest grandma in the world!

Grandpa Birthday Wishes

Grandpas are so cool and amazing at teaching life skills. We learn so much from our grandpa as they teach us how to navigate through life and are even a listening ear when you need one.

A  grandpa is a caring, loving, and wholesome person who strives to make you happy.

How do you wish your grandpa happy birthday?

Wishing your grandpa a happy birthday should call for something special. Express your love and gratitude to your grandpa with a carefully selected birthday wish and make sure you spend time together sharing your favorite memories.

553. Happy birthday from your favorite grandchild! (shhh – our secret!)
554. Happy birthday, absolutely smashing grandpa!
555. There is no friendship as sweet as the one you and I share together, grandpa. You are the best. Have a wonderful birthday. I love you.
556. Happy birthday grandpa bear
557. Happy birthday to an awesome Grandpa and an even more awesome friend.
558. You’re a damn good grandpa! Happy birthday!
559. Happy Birthday, Grandpa! Since you braved the dinosaurs, another year should be easy!
560. On your birthday, Granddad, I wish you an eternity of happiness and good health. I love you so much.
561. You are without a doubt, pretty much the best grandpa of all time, in the entire history of ever
562. On your birthday, I just want to remind you of how precious you are to me. I love you, Grandpa. Happy birthday.
563. You’re the world’s best Grandpa! I’m so lucky to have a granddad like you!
564. To the world, you are just an ordinary senior citizen, but in my eyes, you are the world. I’m so lucky I can call such an inspirational figure like you my grandfather.
565. Happy birthday, Grandpa! May your special day give you the strength and faith to carry on just the way you are. Amazing.
566. A problem shared with you is always half-solved. Thank you for being a wonderful grandfather and the most reliable friend I have ever had.

Aunt Birthday Wishes

Aunts, Auntie, Aunty, or however you want to spell it are super! An aunt can be a relative or even a long-standing friend and it’s such a special honor to be an aunt.

You can always turn to your aunt for advice or guidance and they are always available and ready to help when you need them. 

Whether you are close to your aunt, or maybe not so much, send them a birthday wish to help make their day shine a little brighter.

How do you say happy birthday to aunt?

There are so many different types of aunts but they all have one thing in common – they are special. Whether your auntie is sassy, cool, funny, or maybe even stricter than your mom, send them the perfect birthday wish from our collection of birthday messages for aunty.

567. If aunties were bogeys, I’d pick you!
568. For My Auntie, Happy Birthday. I am so blessed to have you as part of my family. May your day be filled with everything and everyone you love.
569. Happy birthday to my favorite funt (fun aunt). Aren’t you glad I didn’t call you a cool aunt?
570. Happy Birthday. You’re one of the most amazing people I know, and I wish you a day of happiness and joy for your birthday!
571. Happy birthday to the most wonderful aunt
572. Happy birthday to the woman who never tells on me to mom! Just know that I really appreciate you in my life and also on my side.
573. You are such a kind, funny, smart, and seriously amazing aunt. Here’s hoping your birthday lives up to how awesome you are.
574. Happy birthday auntie, I’m so blessed to have you in my life
575. Happy Birthday To My Amazing Aunt. You’re such a special part of our family. And most important of all, you’re a wonderful friend to me! I hope your celebration is the best one yet. Nobody deserves it more!
576. Happy birthday to the best aunt in the world!
577. Happy birthday to the world’s okayest auntie!
578. When I need a friend I always think of you. I just want to let you know that you are in my thoughts on your special day.
579. Some things are meant to be together: peanut butter and jelly, cops and donuts, birthdays and cake. But most important is me and you!
580. Happy birthday, auntie. I love you millions!
581. I’m so glad you’re my auntie and that we’re special friends too. Happy birthday.
582. As aunts go, you’re pretty damn awesome!
583. Happy birthday bae (best aunt ever)!
584. Thank you for being my rock when I needed it most. I can never say enough how much I love you, but I’ll at least try on your special day.

Uncle Birthday Wishes

Uncles are so much fun. They are the ones who have your back, the ones who play games and give you sound advice. They are the ones who tease and the ones who share all the cringe stories about family members. Uncles are like dads, but they don’t have to do all the hard work!

How do you wish an uncle happy birthday?

If your uncle is having a birthday soon, then it’s best to find a fun birthday wish that is perfect for him. We have a selection of amazing uncle birthday wishes to choose from!

585. Happy birthday Unclosaurus! Like a normal uncle, just more roar-some.
586. Funcle. You’re like a normal uncle. Only more fun.
587. To My Uncle, Happy Birthday. You’re always the life of the party, so live it up and enjoy your special day to the fullest!
588. Only a niece as amazing as me could have an uncle as amazing as you!
589. Happy birthday to the world’s best uncle!
590. You deserve only the best, the greatest happiness and to be loved by all. For you are a wonderful uncle and an inspirational person.
591. Happy birthday absolutely top notch uncle!
592. Uncle of the goddamn year! Happy birthday!
593. Thank you for always being there for me throughout my childhood, and up until this very day. You helped shape me into the person I am today, and I will always be grateful to you for that.
594. Today, I have the pleasure of wishing you a very happy birthday, my super amazing, lovely and generous uncle!
595. Happy birthday uncle from your favorite relatives
596. Happy birthday to the most fun uncle ever! Thanks for letting me get away with all the things that Dad wouldn’t.

Cousin Birthday Wishes

Cousins are just about as close as siblings but closer than friends. They can be really annoying at times but will still have your back. So many of our childhood memories include our cousins and they are a true staple of fun times.

How do you wish happy birthday to your cousin?

597.  cousin, You are all kinds of wonderful. 
598. Happy birthday to my awesome cousin who has caused mayhem since the day they were born. May you continue to do so for many years to come.
599. It’s always been great having a cousin like you! Happy birthday!
600. Don’t tell the others but you are definitely my coolest cousin.
601. You mean the absolute world to me, because you are the type of person who gives so unselfishly. I hope to be even half the person you are one day. Happy birthday!
602. Sending warm birthday wishes to a cousin that deserves the world.
603. Happy Birthday, Cousin. We share so many great memories from our childhood. I loved spending time with you, and I still do. Thank you for being such a great cousin. Enjoy your birthday!
604. I am so lucky I have a cousin like you. You are someone I can always rely on, and I hope your birthday is filled with joy, love, and laughter.
605. Cousins are a little slice of childhood. I’m grateful I had you in my life to love, cherish, and annoy. Happy birthday!
606. Every day is a blast with a cousin as fun as you. Today you’re one year older and the party is just getting started. Happy birthday!
607. Happy birthday cousin! A family member like you isn’t just a beautiful addition, but a true blessing.
608. There is no one more special than a cousin. A cousin is a friend for life. Happy birthday! Thank you for always being there.
609. Cousin, I wish you a marvelous birthday, tons of love, happiness and success.
610. Happy birthday cousin! I’m so grateful to have had you in my life since we were kids! 
611. On your special day this year, I want you to know that I’m so lucky to have you as a cousin.

Niece Birthday Wishes

It’s such a blessing to have a niece. Another beautiful family member to love as much as your own daughter and to cherish always. Having a niece is a great opportunity to bestow your wisdom, love, and happiness.

How do I wish my niece happy birthday?

Take this moment to wish your darling niece the happiest of birthdays. Show her how much she means to you and how much happiness she has brought into your life.

612. Happy birthday to a special niece
613. Happy Birthday To My Brilliant Niece. You are a wonder. Keep shining your light and sharing your fire. You have so much to offer this world.
614. You are simply the best niece. Happy birthday!
615. May many happy, healthy, and wonderful years bless your life as you continue to grow, cute girl!
616. Happy birthday to my favorite niece!
617. I am so proud of you and the wonderful woman you’ve become, and even though you truly are a grown-up now, to me, you will always be my sweet little niece.
618. Happy Birthday to my sweetest niece! Wishing you a great year!
619. Happy birthday to my talented, smart, beautiful, and amazing niece! (who clearly takes after her aunt)
620. Happy birthday, cutie! You may be little, but I can already tell you’re going to have a huge impact on my life!
621. Happy Birthday. To my fashionable niece, may your special day be as stylish as you are!
622. To My Niece, I hope your day brings you as much joy as you bring to everyone around you. Happy Birthday!
623. Happy birthday, niece. I’m so grateful to have you in my world.
624. Happy birthday to a niece who makes life brighter!
625. Your parents may be unbelievably happy and proud that you are their daughter, but don’t forget that I am equally as happy and proud that you are my niece. I hope you know that I love you so much.

Nephew Birthday Wishes

Having a nephew is so exciting and brings a whole new range of emotions! When you become an aunt or uncle you take on responsibilities and project love and feelings as if your nephew were your own child. It’s such a privilege to have a nephew, and it’s lovely to let them know how much they mean to you.

How can I wish my nephew happy birthday?

Use your nephew’s birthday as a way to show him exactly what he means to you. Shower him in love and send him heartfelt and fun wishes as he celebrates his birthday.

626. Happy birthday to a totally awesome nephew! Have the best day ever!
627. Happy birthday to my favorite nephew! (just kidding, I dislike you all equally)
628. Happy birthday beautiful nephew. You are a ray of sunshine!
629. Happy birthday. You’re a second son to me, and I want you to know that I will always be there for you if and when you need me.
630. Enjoy your carefree years now nephew, because it only goes downhill! Just kidding and happy birthday.
631. Congrats on another year of being the most amazing nephew on the planet. Happy Birthday!
632. You’re the naughtiest nephew but also the cutest, so you’re forgiven.
633. You’re an awesome nephew! Keep it up!
634. Happy Birthday Nephew. May this day be full of fun. Have the happiest birthday ever!
635. Look at what a grand journey your life has been so far, and it’s only going to get even better. Happy birthday nephew!
636. Happy Birthday to my little nephew, who somehow keeps getting cuter by the year.
637. Happy birthday to my amazing nephew from your amazing auntie.
638. May you get everything you wish for and more on your special day. You definitely deserve it and so much more.
639. You’re less like a nephew and more like a son. I hope you understand how much I love and adore you. You’ve enriched my life with meaning and love.
640. Happy Birthday, Nephew! You turned out to be an awesome person, and I’m totally taking some of the credit for that.

Friend Birthday Wishes

You don’t get to choose family but you get to choose friends. Friends are such an important part of our lives. They are our go-to, our support, our besties, and when times get tough, they are always there.

If you’re one of the lucky ones to have incredible friends and lifelong friendships then now is the perfect time to celebrate in the best way with your bestie.

What is the best birthday wishes for a friend?

 and amazing. We have a great choice of birthday wishes for a friend that covers all of these layers! You know better than anyone who your friend is, so choose a message that suits them or use them as a starting point for creating your own.

641. Let’s be friends till we’re old and bonkers
642. In good times and bad, I’ll always be by your side. Happy birthday friend!
643. Best friends are hard to find because the best one is already mine.
644. Here’s to another year of friendship, laughter, and getting up to no good together! Happy Birthday!
645. A good friend is like a bra: hard to find, supportive, uplifting, and always close to the heart.
646. Every step of the way you were there for me. Through thick and thin I’ll always be there for you. Happy birthday!
647. We’ve been friends for so long I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence.
648. Just a brunette and a blonde with an unbreakable bond
649. Happy birthday to the baddest babe I know
650. Happy birthday from one fabulous babe to another
651. You’re stuck with me forever
652. You are my favorite person to be antisocial with
653. Best friends are like fairy tales. They are there from once upon a time and are there forever after.
654. Don’t count the candles,but see the light they give. Don’t count your years but the life you live. Happy Birthday.
655. You know, I think the hardest part of being your friend is pretending to like my other friends as much as I like you. Which is just ridiculous!
656. Happy birthday! I’m so glad we’re friends!
657. Birthdays come once a year, but best friends are once in a lifetime. I’m so happy to call you mine!

Funny Birthday Wishes

Everybody loves a funny birthday message and we’ve gathered some cracking ones! These birthday messages are great for all ages, so take a look through them and see which ones work for you.

Make sure the recipient has a good sense of humor! I take no responsibility for offending anyone, especially on their birthday!

How do you say happy birthday funny?

You are in the right place if you want a fun birthday message to send to your special one. We have collated the funniest, cheekiest, and some slightly rude birthday messages to give your loved one a good chuckle.

658. Happy birthday! A day to celebrate that you haven’t croaked it yet.
659. Happy birthday weirdo
660. Birthday cake calories don’t count!
661. Happy spit all over your cake day!
662. I’ll do anything for your birthday…except figure out where to eat.
663. May you grow so old that you unintentionally frighten small children
664. You’re at that age where you probably shouldn’t trust your farts anymore
665. Congrats on not dying
666. At least you’ll never have to worry about dying young
667. Two pieces of advice. 1) forget the past, you can’t change it. 2) forget the present, I didn’t get you one.
668. It’s all grey hairs and wrinkles from here on out.
669. I don’t wish anybody a happy birthday unless I have to.
670. One year closer to granny pants!
671. You’re not old, you’re vintage!
672. It’s your birthday, let’s get whey-sted
673. I forgive you for being younger than me
674. You look younger on Tinder.
675. In whiskey years, you just got more delicious
676. Let’s get lit!
677. Woaaaahhhhh, you’re old!
678. I think you’re too old for me now.
679. You’re still younger than me so there’s that.
680. You share your birthday with roughly 19 million people. Not so special now are you?
681. Happy birthday! Thanks for putting your phone down long enough to read this.
682. We’re getting too old for this crap. Happy birthday.
683. We have a lot of embarrassing relatives. Thank you for not being one of them! Happy birthday!
684. Do you know what gets more epic with age? morning after headaches.
685. You’re a year older but you donut look it!
686. You need a hug…e bottle of wine (for your birthday)
687. Remember you can be anything you want to be (except younger). Happy birthday
688. Happy birthday! I’m yours forever, no refunds!
689. You’re my favorite child. Happy birthday
690. I know you don’t like these yearly milestones. So here’s to a tolerable birthday
691. To the guy I’m dating who isn’t my boyfriend but I feel obliged to buy a card for. Happy birthday.
692. You don’t look a day over handsome
693. What do you and fine whiskey have in common? You both get better with age.
694. I’m not saying you’re old but if you were milk I’d sniff you first
695. Cheese. Whisky. You. Things that age well.
696. YOU SUCK (at aging. Seriously, you look incredible)
697. 40 is the new 30! (said no one ever)
698. 50? I’d be keeping that quiet!
699. Age is just a number. (Yours is getting pretty big though)
700. Look who’s all grown up and ready for a colonoscopy!
701. You’re how old? Daaaammmnnn.
702. You’re not getting older, you’re increasing in value
703. I love you so much I’ll let you pick your own nursing home (just stay in budget)
704. I hope your birthday is as good as your bum
705. Happy birthday! It’s a big one! (that’s what she said)
706. I hope your birthday is as good as your boobs
707. Heard you’re old AF…but that’s none of my business
708. Ew, birthdays.
709. Happy birthday to my favorite funt (fun aunt). Aren’t you glad I didn’t call you a cool aunt?
710. Happy birthday you happy little accident
711. I just want you to be happy and in your birthday suit. Happy birthday!
712. Happy birthday hot stuff!
713. I tried to think of a birthday message without any sexual innuendos but it’s hard. It Is very hard.
714. Happy birthday. In dog years you are dead.
715. I love your birthday suit
716. Happy birthday to the best mistake we ever made!

Movie / TV / Celebrity Birthday Wishes

There are so many amazing movies, television series, and popular memes these days that you can use as a unique way to wish someone a happy birthday. 

These are particularly great if someone is currently binge-watching something and the chosen birthday message is like an inside joke or simply just to send a message that keeps up with trends.

We have birthday messages from some of the most recognizable films, the funniest television shows, and some controversial celebs. You’ll definitely find something special here.

What are some good birthday captions?

We have a great selection of birthday wishes for film buffs, tv binge-watchers, and celeb spotters! These kinds of birthday messages are so much fun and are a great way of showing the recipient that you ‘get them’.

717. Happy birthday ‘my precious’ – Lord of the rings
718. Another year older? That sounds dangersome – Moira Rose
719. Have a blessed birthday – The Handmaid’s Tale
720. Happy birthday you filthy little mudblood – Harry Potter
721. Your age is wrong! The numbers are fraudulent! I demand a recount! – Trump
722. Happy Birthday. Have fun but don’t embarrass the boat – Below deck
723. Happy birthday u chickie nuggie – Baby Yoda
724. Have a Wandaful birthday – Wandavision
725. Happy Bimini Bon birthday! – Bimini Bon Boulash
726. Party like you’re from a galaxy far far away – Star Wars
727. Happy birthday! Pop a pill, cry a bit and fall asleep early – Schitt’s Creek
728. Yippee-Ki-Yay it’s your birthday! – Die Hard
729. I don’t know about you, but I’m feeling 22! – Taylor Swift
730. It’s your birthday? False. It’s the anniversary of your birthday. – Dwight Schrute
731. Personally, I’d recommend injecting the cake straight into your veins. – Trump
732. Wishing yo-da best birthday! – Yoda
733. Happy birthday! You ready to let the dogs out?
734. I am the one who sends birthday wishes. – Walter White
735. It’s your birthday so take it yeezy – Kanye West
736. I heard a rumor that you are getting old – The Umbrella academy
737. Heard it’s your birthday. Alrighty then, happy birthday – Ace Ventura
738. Yeaaah. If you could just go ahead and have a happy birthday… that would be great. – Office space
739. Is your birthday? Very nice. – Borat
740. Happy birthday, dude. Duder. El-Duderino. Your dudeness. – The Big Lebowski
741. Old? Never look back, darling. It distracts from the now. – The Incredibles
742. Hope your birthday is a little bit Alexis – Schitt’s Creek
743. Hope your birthday is Exotic AF – Joe Exotic
744. Don’t let the wisdom of age be wasted on you – Ted Lasso
745. It’s not the years honey, it’s the mileage. – Indiana Jones
746. May the force be with you on your birthday. – Star Wars
747. Have a MARVELlous day! – Marvel
748. You’re old. Boom. Roasted. – The Office

The Best Collection of Birthday Wishes

I hope you enjoyed this amazing collection of birthday wishes and found the perfect message for your friends and family.

Remember, you can use these birthday wishes for friends and family in different ways:

• Email
• Text
• Social Media
• Birthday Card
• Gift tag on a gift

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